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I still have to figure out how to first convince her to put a sharp blade near her squishy spots, in order to sell her the less dangerous alternative.
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You could ask her to clip, or clip & shave, you. Then just insist on returning the favor.
Or, a gift certificate for a day at the Spa that includes champagne (a lot of it) and a full waxing.
If that doesn't work, next time she's amorous, sequester some bubble gum in your cheek. You won't get laid but in removing the gum you'll lead her to the edge of the slippery slope.
