I'll take the lift, thank you kindly.
How many mountains will you find with engineered hand and foot grips epoxied onto a suitably stable surface, at just the right intervals for you?
An expression from a student I tutored, comes to mind:
When I confidently told him that his test would be quite passable, because it was only basic chemistry; the bewildered football player despairingly sang out:
"You're outta your fuckin' mind"
I was useless for a good 10 minutes, from laughing.