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1) Chestnuts or Water Chestnuts?
Chestnuts. We're not savages.
2) What is your worst weather-related memory?
Last winter. It snowed like 6". In the desert.
3) Bats -yes or no?
Yes. They eat bugs.
4) What is the best thing to cover in chocolate?
Bacon.
5) If you had the money to be a space tourist, would you?
No. That's where they keep alien chest-bursters.
6) 9 or 13?
13. It's prime.
7) What is your favorite sign of Spring?
Meth heads howling in the alley.
8) Have you ever deliberately eaten a live creature?
No.
9) What name has most stood out to you from this week’s news (for any reason)
Guiliani. Because, damn. That man could plea a parking ticket down to manslaughter.
10) Are we nearly there yet?
No idea. And why are we in this handbasket?
Optional Long-Answer Question
Invent a Saint. You need a name and what they are patron saint of. You can say why, or not. Please don’t use this fabulous opportunity to bitch about other Dwellars.
Saint Rodney Dangerfield, patron saint of hyperbole.
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