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Old 10-10-2013, 02:41 PM   #1
lumberjim
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Need a new Euphamism

When a woman performs fellatio, it's a Blow Job. BJ for short.

the verb becomes a noun.

I'd like a BJ, honey.


now, when a man performs cunnilingus, what's the noun form?


no, problem, dear... and when I'm done, I would like a ________________?


I can't think of a noun that says it. They're all verbs. Find the man in the boat, etc...

So I think we should invent one.

Ok, get to work. make it good....this is for posterity. you could be the inventor of the term. you'd have proof if it catches on, too.


damn... I just thought of it. Snarlin. A Snarlin. I don't know how prevalent that is, though... so think of something new anyway.
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