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Old 01-09-2015, 12:58 PM   #56
infinite monkey
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Anyone ever attend a funeral with an open bar?
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot View Post
Some open bar weddings I've attended have effectively been funerals...
OK, I've told this story a thousand times in my life, and probably a hundred here in the Cellar...but not everyone has heard it, so...

Years ago I was telling my family I want my funeral to be a party. I want an open bar, and I want people to come up to the podium or whatever and talk about something really funny or dumb I did. I want laughter and celebration.

Brother: Great, now that we have it all planned, let's set a date!
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