From MrNoodle's link:
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10. Luke actually says "LOL" when he thinks something is funny... freak.
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a cellarite perhaps?
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You spend all day stuffing envelopes for refugees. It's not a great job.
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it is starting to sound like DanaC...
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I can't believe the fuss they make over a woman wanking off a pig.
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BWHAHAHAHAHA
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I just feel disgusting. You shouldn't shit on your own doorstep.
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ya think?
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When the dog explodes... I swear... it's the funniest thing you'll ever see.
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IOTD?
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Just because you think about him all the time, doesn't mean he cares about you.
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Catwoman?
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Are you sure you're meant to stick it up your arse?
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better check those directions
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Men who use Macs rather than PCs tend to have quite small cocks.
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well, if it was heard in London, it must be true...
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There are more Australians in London than in Australia
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Jaguar?
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Oh, we've had a lovely time. Jamie's spent the morning kicking pigeons.
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sounds innocent enough for future serial killer.