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If he is in fact interested in you, prepare for a LOT of sneaking around.
If you bring home a nineteen-year-old, much less get caught making out on the couch with him, your parents are very likely to shit coconuts. Whether they'd go the full nine yards and (a) beat the living hell out of him, (b) have him formally charged with statutory rape and/or (c) engage in intense and repeated screaming matches with you is open to debate.
Still up for it? That's up to you. Buy lots of Advil.
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