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Old 05-03-2004, 06:28 PM   #32
lumberjim
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by tomthejunglecat
1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? Yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? No

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? No

4. Righty or lefty? Righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? Hot dogs are evil

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? Throw Rag

7. Are you older or younger than 30? Younger

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? True?

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? Yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? Yes
I'M SORRY, TOM, YOU ONLY SCORED 50%

the correct answers are as follows:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? no

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? no

4. Righty or lefty? righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? mustard

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? led zeppelin

7. Are you older or younger than 30? "my body or my soul?"

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? " fuck you , do your own math"

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? "yeah, right"
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