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Joe · 02-06-2003, 05:35 PM

OK so I was walking past my friends garage and there was this ladder standing in the middle of the place with a rag draped over one of the steps. From just the right angle it looked exactly like the profile of a man. Amazing.

Then I asked myself "how in the world can I capitalize on this? There are folks out there that will eat this up, especially if I give the rag a little tug and make it look more like Jesus than just any man. I gotta call 911 or Ripley's and have 'em send a rapid response team out and pronto!".

Yep, I needed to get right on that, but I failed. I never reported the obvious visit from beyond, and the result is lost to time.

I DID however find my breaker bar, which the bastard said he'd already returned. A further search yielded two of my Paul Oakenfold CD's and a bottle of cold brew in the fridge.

02-06-2003, 05:35 PM	#17
Joe Master of the Domain Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 221	the face and the cloth OK so I was walking past my friends garage and there was this ladder standing in the middle of the place with a rag draped over one of the steps. From just the right angle it looked exactly like the profile of a man. Amazing. Then I asked myself "how in the world can I capitalize on this? There are folks out there that will eat this up, especially if I give the rag a little tug and make it look more like Jesus than just any man. I gotta call 911 or Ripley's and have 'em send a rapid response team out and pronto!". Yep, I needed to get right on that, but I failed. I never reported the obvious visit from beyond, and the result is lost to time. I DID however find my breaker bar, which the bastard said he'd already returned. A further search yielded two of my Paul Oakenfold CD's and a bottle of cold brew in the fridge. __________________ One planet, many worlds.