i'm Israeli. my heritage is mixed Lithuanian jewish and spanish jewish.
and the long hair is a funny story:
my xwife, talented and extraordinarily coordinated little fuck that she is, was capable of giving herself haircuts. and i mean full haircuts, professional good looking haircuts... to herself.
and she used to give me haircuts too... until that one day she shaped the side of my hair in a way i didn't like and commented on, and she was never willing to do it herself again. for awhile nobody did, until one day i figured, hey, it looks so easy when she cuts her own hair, i'm sure i can do it...
i couldn't. i really really couldn't. the disaster was so bad that there was only one way for her to save it: take it all down with my beard trimmer.
it was a sad day, after about 5 years of not having a haircut since the army, it was gone.
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