Smartass Custard
Interviewing the Smartass Manager
Kopps Frozen Custard
I think if I were Joe B, I'd be working this for the funny, say, doing an FDR impression. "The Only Thing we have to Custard is Custard Itself!!" or "In God We Custard!" or "If We* don't give Tax Relief, it's Custard's Last Stand!" Ba-Dump-
Kssshh! I'm here every week; try the veal.
*Royal or imperial "we."