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Old 01-30-2009, 09:46 AM   #13
Cane
Same Rhetoric, Different President
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Lake Worth, FL, USA
Posts: 9
This snack, which screams, "eat me," in its own way, is the Jeffrey Dahmer Special. (AMC had a biographical movie about him on last night.) It was concocted by a person who sees his/her fellow human beings as just so many snacks. Every time this person bites into a corn chip, pops a cheese doodle in his/her mouth or munches down a handful of Chex mix, he/she grins wickedly and imagines that the salty taste fits right in, and crunching sounds are from the bones.

"They say he's got to go, g-go-go Godzilla . . ."
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