Well I have a theory about all this global warming stuff.
For one thing, the whole way we base calculations on carbon dating could be totally wrong.
for another thing, if it's right and we know the northern ice caps are going to melt, it could simply be a case of switcheroony and the southern icecaps will freeze over more. Wind paterns will reverse etc and everyone will have to swap over how they live.
All of a sudden us sunburned aussies will have to learn how to live in the ice and snow all the time, and you lot up north will have to get out the waxing strips and prepare yourselves for summer.
