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Old 02-14-2012, 05:26 PM   #280
infinite monkey
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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey View Post
Because it is a sacred institution, and gay widows would destroy traditional widowhood.
Seriously. Can you imagine the widow walks on tops of old houses? They'd be converted to catwalks! They'd be FABULOUS.

@Ibram...Sundae got what I meant. She was asking about having to report divorced instead of single, and I was making the tangential point of why widowed instead of single.
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