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Old 02-06-2019, 07:33 AM   #4014
Gravdigr
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Don't fuck with Colorado joggers.

Dude was jogging, and was attacked from behind by a mountain lion. So, what did he do?

He strangled it to death with his bare hands.

Like ya do.

Ok, it was a juvenile mountain lion...You wanna give it a try, it's a juvie puma, after all?

Ima pass, thx.

This reminds me of the camper who fought off, and I think killed, a mountain lion, with a skillet.
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