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We once needed a third girl for a volleyball team. So with help from my roomate's girlfriend, I stuffed seven peaches and two tee shirts inside each cup. Shaved legs, those little socks with fuzzy balls on the heal, blouse, eye shadow, foundation ... we did the whole thing. Took two hours to get ready. I entered the tournament grounds on the arm of a 'pretty boy' housemate who always has a pretty date ... and the place went silent. Nobody recognized me. Seven peaches and tee shirt ... and it took almost 30 seconds for someone to finally identify my face. Did that demonstration get as much attention?
I don't know how big chested women do it. I kept hitting other people with my cups. Had to go home to replace some of my peaches.
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