Now I don't want to worry you but you may not have heard, there seems to be a little Swine Flu going around.
Now don't panic, it's perfectly safe to eat bacon, ham, and pork.
As for the pig you picked up at closing time, you're on your own... but I digress...
The biggest impact of this flu has been in, besides the U.S. Media, Mexico. But the people of Mexico City are coping and at least some still have their sense of humor.
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