1) Have you ever yelled at an automated phone menu "SPEAK TO A FUCKING HUMAN" (or similar)?
I do have a yelling voice and it's not completely safe for indoor use. I have raised my regular indoor voice in such circumstances, but actual yelling, no. (I have felt trapped by the automated attendant much like these poor bastards)
2) How much do you ride a bike (of the non-motorized variety)
Once a week. Today we got up and out early and rode around Clear Creek Trail. It was lovely.
3) How old is my sister?
Rude.
4) Did you get to take a vacation since the covid crap? And if so... where did you go?
We've had a number of road trips here in the After Time. We've been as far as Spokane, about 350 miles.
5) What thing that you have grown (other than your children) are you most proud of?
Older and wiser (one moreso than the the other...)
6) Caffeine-free or fully-leaded?
Caffeine is my friend.
7) Complete this limerick:
There was a young man from Milan
Who kept a spare nut in a can
When asked why he did it
He said "There's no limit
An Onan can plan, and began.
8) Chips/crisps or a chocolate bar?
Chocolate. Just because you punctuate it like that doesn't make it a legitimate question.
9) Which surprise animal encounter made you scream the loudest?
This one. To be fair, it wasn't a whole animal.
10) Who is your favorite comedian?
I probably miss Robin Williams the most. What a genius.
11) Running or Swimming?
Running is more social for me because if I'm running, you better be running too cause we're about to die from whatever's chasing us. So naturally I prefer swimming.