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A lady of a certain age was walking down to her supermarket along the high street, and she was transfixed to see a sign outside the petshop the straightforward meassge of which was:
"Clitoris-licking Frog - $10"
Recovering her poise after a moment she marched on clucking with outrage. However as she navigated the shelves of the supermarket she couldn't get the ridiculous idea out of her mind, and on the way home she amazed herself by going in to the shop. The fellow behind the counter stood up as she approached, and suppressing years of well-learned inhibitions announced:
"I've come in about the Clitoris-licking Frog."
"Bonjour, Madame."
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