Can someone update me on all the major happenings around here over the last few months? I feel like I've missed a lot, but I don't have time to go through and read all the threads.
I'll smile sweetly if you do.
(for this I really need someone to do it bluntly, but a little humour will help too hehe)
Feel free to use more words if you like. Who am I to limit the verbosity of all of you?