"in honor of Stan Lee"
RIP
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"What Plant, Animal, or Inanimate object is incorporated into your being to give you your superpowers? (Spider, Scissors, Ivy....)"
Coffee beans, tobacco (keep my alive).
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"What is your best superpower?"
Bending existing causal chains & initiating new ones.
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"What is the worst side effect of your super power?"
Being responsible for all that bendin' & initiatin'.
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"Do you wear a mask?"
Do glasses count?
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"Can you fly or leap an extraordinary distance?"
I can jump puddies.
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"Are you extraordinarily fast?"
Faster than a snail.
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"Do you sneak up on people?"
If they're blind and deaf.
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"what is the main color in your costume?"
Whatever I find in the closet (or on the floor) in the morning.
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"what is your kryptonite?"
The absence of coffee beans and tobacco.
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"Which facial feature is accentuated in your cartoon?"
My forehead (which goes up and over and all the way to the back of my skull).
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"Do you have a sidekick?"
The Devil on my shouldler.
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