...So I can use the HOV lanes. Its ok. I leave the car running and a box of Cheerios next to the car seat while I'm at work.
...So I can meet the new pre-school teacher. Grow faster, damnit!
...Well, somebody's got to cut the damn grass and it ain't gonna be me.
...Because I can't figger out how to work this new internet thingy. Damn kids are born knowin this stuff.
...Gator bait.
You know, the problem with knowing that your going to hell is that after that, doing more stuff that makes you go to hell - well, they can only send you there once so...
