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I'D like to thank the teachers at the schools I was at
Mr Taylor who taught maths, a more sarcastic bastard would be hard to find
anywhere who's idea of help would be to load you down with more homework
and publicly ridicule you when you handed it back incorrect cos you
couldn't understand it in the first place.
Mr Watson aka as Bonga a psychotic technical drawing teacher
who had difficulty in pronouncing the letter R and L used to call you
Waddie instead of laddie. wonderful teaching method quote "I show you
something wonce waddie if you can't get it that's your fault not mine".
Mr Williamson a great PE teacher and sport coach trained no doubt by
the Waffen SS all 5 foot 2 of him loved beating the shit out of 12
year olds,got run over and killed by a bus last I heard couldn't
have happened to a nicer chap.
Don't think the Female teachers were any better there was a teacher who
taught french Mrs Currie who could break a wine glass at 40 feet with
her shrieking,Mrs Semeonov a batty old bird we called the Russian spy
smelled of Lavender water and piss and was about 112 when i was there.
But I've saved the best for last a science teacher called Mr Neilands
who once when giving a boring lesson and been droning on for ever
punched a boy off his stool on to the floor for having the cheek to yawn
in one of his lessons.
Yes schooldays in Scotland in the 70's was a fun time
The best days of your life , Aye that will be right.
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