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All these new-fangled gizmos are gettin' my dander up.
And those wimmin in those swim costumes? Exposing their knees like that?
That'll get yer blood racing like nothin' else!
See what happens when you give them the right to vote?
In my day, we didn't have cameras!
We had to build a box just large enough to hold a baby pterodactyl who'd carve the image on a piece of rock with his beak.
And every time you look in at him, he'd say "Eh, it's a living."
Where's that orderly with my medication?
If I don't get my gas pill soon, this whole place'll wish we didn't have sausage and eggs for breakfast.
Who stole my dentures?
You little commie bastard!
You better gimme them back!
I'll show you how we beat the Kaiser with nothing more than 3 cocoanuts and the elastic from our skivvies...
Who's got the TVGuide?
What's on?
Put on "Matlock"!!
MMMAAATTTTLLLOOOOCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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