It fucking kills me to hear/read a woman say "I can't find a man.".
JFC.
If you are a woman, I don't care if you're still carrying the hatchet you killed your last bf with, weigh 750 lbs, are literally covered in genital warts, ooze puss instead of sweat, and have the teeth of a syphilitic camel, all you gotta do is stand on a corner for fifteen minutes (you won't even need a sign) and there will be a line of motherfuckers waiting to make you their fucking queen.
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