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being baffled

and delayed,

I will drink more

and worry less.

The Regular–The Art of the Fiber Cocktail: A History

The wheel.
The printing press.
The theory of relativity.
The Polio vaccine.

Every once in a long while a spark of brilliance glows so ardently as to turn the flame of mortal imagination into the conflagration of human progress. Today friends, I shall tell you of such a spark–an earth-shattering idea with societal, technological, geopolitical, and gastronomical implications beyond the wildest dreams of its humble architects. I speak of course, of the Fiber Cocktail.

The Regular
Ingredients

2oz Vodka
1/2 tsp Metamucil or other fiber suppliment
1 Crystal brandy snifter

Directions

Pour the Vodka into the snifter
With a spoon, add the Metamucil
With quick flicks of the wrist, continuously swirl the vodka fiber mix around in a clockwise motion (or counterclockwise if you’re in the southern hemisphere) so that the two parts become incorporated. Do not stop swirling or the contents will separate immediately. When the ingredients are fully mixed, make one great big swirl of the glass that ends at your mouth, drinking the the whole mixture while it’s still moving.