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xoxoxoBruce · 04-13-2020, 03:34 AM

I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there was a famous female pop star sitting in a private area.
I don't know how it happened, but she called me over and we really hit it off.
Everything was going fine until we went back to my place.
I turned on the light and she gave a disgusted laugh and said "That's really pathetic!
How do you think you'll satisfy me with such a tiny thing like that?"
"Gee" I said "I'm sorry Adele, but it was the biggest fridge I could afford".

04-13-2020, 03:34 AM	#5993
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there was a famous female pop star sitting in a private area. I don't know how it happened, but she called me over and we really hit it off. Everything was going fine until we went back to my place. I turned on the light and she gave a disgusted laugh and said "That's really pathetic! How do you think you'll satisfy me with such a tiny thing like that?" "Gee" I said "I'm sorry Adele, but it was the biggest fridge I could afford". __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.