OH THANK YOU I AM AN IDIOT AND NEVER CONSIDERED THAT
No, for two reasons. One, the incompetent jagoffs who remodeled this shithole decided that it would be a great idea to put the towel rack 15 inches above the TP holder. Can anyone see why this doesn't work? Anyone, anyone?
Two, my septic system is in a state of complete failure, and the venting of the bathroom plumbing is either blocked, not done properly, or never done at all. As a result, the bathroom smells horribly of sulphur/rotten eggs, and most surfaces accumulate a light dusting of black mold and/or something I don't wish to contemplate. I keep my towels in my bedroom.
Fuck My Life, but please don't be patronizing about it.