i came here with the sole purpose of posting this exact picture,
damn you and your fast thinking japery and god-speedily haste.
well done, person.. (i've always wanted to start calling people person.. how does it go? haha)
now i must fossick in my growlery for bacon related items once again.
one moment please.....
*elevator "musak" playing
aha!
a car boot full of pre bacon, i think that's what you call those things