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We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster and a merry birthday
Crisp bacon we bring (but none for your kin);
Crisp bacon for Monster and a merry birthday.
Oh, bollocks to figgy pudding;
Oh, bollocks to figgy pudding; tickety-boo to good beer
We won't go until we're legless;
We won't go until we're legless;
We won't go until we're legless;, so pour us one here
We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster and a merry birthday
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