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In case you're bored, lonely, need distracting, are amused by these things, or just need to talk about yourself...

1) You're going to a very long banquet. Hours. You can choose your 11 table mates but they must fit the following categories (the dead and fictional will be magically alive here):
. i. A current scientist or engineer
. ii. A now-dead scientist or engineer
. iii. A current politician
. iv. Any author or artist (dead or alive)
. v. A cartoon character
. vi. A member of your family (dead or alive) except your spouse/partner
. vii. A current musician
. viii. A good person (dead or alive)
. ix. A now-dead evil person
. x. A fictional hero
. xi. Any comedian (dead or alive)

2) Chicken, Beef or Tofu?

3) Finish this poem in the style of "Roses are Red....":
. . . Forests are Green, Ice Caps are White....

4) Do you deliberately wear any mismatched items?

5) Rename the "Murder Hornet"

6) Pineapple or Coconut?

7) What is your ideal vacation?