Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yes, he is, look, there's the Tardis!
Okay, not as seasonal, but it makes me laugh.
It's a creaky old joke told in the wrong way to me by an autistic child.
And it works. Better than the under-a-vest cracker joke I was told.
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