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the quiz:
1. What does it mean when the wind blows from the East to the West?
Ok, I'm totally geographically incorrect, so I have no clue.
2. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, hit her again.
3. Is, proper punctuation; or accurate speeling mor impotant?
I'm assuming you mean speaking, so I'll say that is more important.
4. What?
What what?
5. What's that on your desk next to the speaker?
A bowl of orange & black M&M's.
6. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog?
Both
7. Where do m&m's melt?
In my mouth, of course.
8. Have you ever danced the Lambada?
Nope, got 2 left feet.
9. How do you know she is a witch?
Her broom is in the parking lot??
10. What is the opposite of 'above me?'
Below me.....hmmmm, is this a trick question?
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that's just a hard goddamned fact of life.
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