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Old 03-20-2004, 03:07 PM   #9
lumberjim
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Originally posted by blue58


Uh, for some reason YOUR funny sex stories aren't showing up for me?
I dont have any funny ones. i was hoping some other people might, or that thread drift would lead to other areas, actually.

I've had the cop knock on the glass of my old vw rabbit, and ask my girlfriend if she was there against her will, as im sure most of us have, and i've launched jinx across the room a time or two when i tried to go in the "wrong door" by accident, but nothing really funny. I've only had 4 partners in my life though, so i'll rely on sluts like NbN, and Jag to fill this thread with lots of porny goodness.
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