Damn midgets. If they're not out re-enacting the crucifixion or gluing vacuum cleaner attachments to their genitals , they're yodeling randomly at hungover drunks. Cut it out, damn it.
And yes, I am presently qualified to post in this thread. Several and a half glasses of Riesling with the tuna steak and salad dinner. hmmm.
ETA and chocolate. lots of chocolate.