No, not the skinny Hindu in a diaper and turban type bed of nails.
This guy noticed a bunch of steel, bang with a hammer type, nails in the corner of his porch.
The next thing he knows, a bird has added a few twigs to the nails, and made a bed which she's sitting on.
She must have been good in bed because next there's eggs... then chicklets.
The bed of nails was productive.