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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
I'm sending Ranger Rick up there to give you a severe scolding.
1~Interfering with the natural order of things.
2~Contributing to the delinquency of Magpie minors.
3~Denigrating the diets of Dinosaur descendants.
4~Feeding corn chips to tidings of magpies without posting pictures.
Oh boy, are you gonna get it now.
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Ranger Rick doesn't need to bother. The magpies are already scolding me (magpies can talk - these do, anyway). Also, the more I feed them, the more they poop on my car and deck furniture.
I should clarify - I gave them tortilla chips (which are a kind of corn chip, but they don't give the magpies dorito breath). And no salsa.
Your #3 should be posted in the good assonance thread.