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Undertoad · 11-01-2019, 08:59 PM

1) Chestnuts or Water Chestnuts?

Chestnuts. Water chestnuts are a vegetable, not a nut, and that is fraud.

2) What is your worst weather-related memory?

Hurricane Agnes, 1972 - solid rain for days, storm just hung out over Pennsylvania. Flooded out not only the entire Harrisburg downtown, but everybody's basements out in the suburbs. And then the sewers backed up and, well it was bad times.

3) Bats -yes or no?

Yes, my resident Bat of Prussia still hangs out every year. He has left for the winter. I keep an empty box under where he sleeps, and the bat shit accumulates there so it doesn't annoy the neighbors.

7) What is your favorite sign of Spring?

The annual appearance of the breastesses

10) Are we nearly there yet?

If you ask me again, I'm going to turn this car right around and we'll just go home. Is that what you want?

Invent a Saint

Saint Ohm, the Resistor of Electrons. You pray to him by wearing something non-conductive, like rubber, and using his name as a chanting mantra.

11-01-2019, 08:59 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	1) Chestnuts or Water Chestnuts? Chestnuts. Water chestnuts are a vegetable, not a nut, and that is fraud. 2) What is your worst weather-related memory? Hurricane Agnes, 1972 - solid rain for days, storm just hung out over Pennsylvania. Flooded out not only the entire Harrisburg downtown, but everybody's basements out in the suburbs. And then the sewers backed up and, well it was bad times. 3) Bats -yes or no? Yes, my resident Bat of Prussia still hangs out every year. He has left for the winter. I keep an empty box under where he sleeps, and the bat shit accumulates there so it doesn't annoy the neighbors. 7) What is your favorite sign of Spring? The annual appearance of the breastesses 10) Are we nearly there yet? If you ask me again, I'm going to turn this car right around and we'll just go home. Is that what you want? Invent a Saint Saint Ohm, the Resistor of Electrons. You pray to him by wearing something non-conductive, like rubber, and using his name as a chanting mantra.