Continuing in yesterday's space theme...
Most of the pieces of equipment used by the astronauts are pretty smart.
I mean even the hand tools have microprocessors that make them damn near as smart as your computer.
But the ALSRC -04 is as dumb as a box of rocks.
That's because it is a box of rocks... moon rocks.
ALSRC -04 (Apollo Lunar Sample Return Container - 04) was used by Apollo 11 to bring back rock and soil samples from the Moon.
I mean c'mon, they couldn't very well just stick that stuff in their pockets, or use a recycled grocery bag, could they?