[infinite monkey]

Come on, this is just funny:

Originally Posted by Chris Rock

What the fuck did Clinton do? They was charging him with shit l didn't even know was crimes.

''You got her some gifts.''

So what he got her gifts? That's his friend. You can't buy your friend a gift?

''Tried to get her a job." You can't get your friend a job?

Shit, % of the people in this room got their job because a friend recommended them.

lt's against the law to get your friend a job? Shit, she blew him for a couple of months.
The least he could do is give her a recommendation! lt's the least he could do.

See, people...everybody expects this holy behavior
'cause he's the President. Expect him to behave this holy way.

He's just the President. He ain't Rev. Clinton. lt ain't Pastor Clinton. lt ain't Maharajah Clinton.

lt is just Bill Clinton. He's just a man. A man's gonna be a man.

A man is basically as faithful as his options. That's how faithful a man is, no more, no less.

You see all these fat Republican guys going: l would never do such a thing. This is a travesty.

l'm like, ''Nobody's trying to blow you.''

Ain't no 21-year-old girls trying to blow Orrin Hatch.

Ain't nobody trying to give Newt Gingrich some.

l don't give a fuck, you ain't never gonna hear Newt Gingrich go: Man, l wish these hoes
would back up off me. l wish they would just back the fuck up off me.

--Chris Rock, 1999