I've got more along the same line.. so be carefull or you'll get both barrells .
speaking of bad jokes that you have to say out loud.
Q.) what do you call a deer with no eyes?
A.) a bad eye deer
Q.) what do you call a with no eyes and no legs?
A.) Still no eye deer
Q.) what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and copulating?
A.) still no f*cking eye deer
bah dump dump dah! thanks folks I'll be here all week at five and nine... don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitesses!
