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I thought all children found farts funny?
Then again, if they smell I can understand.
My Dad trumps like a bugle, but they don't smell. Really. It's funny.
My Mum lets out ladylike parps and they stink. And linger. And she doesn't have the manners to walk away either - I'll be sorting something out on the computer, or cooking a meal and she'll stand right next to me and let one off. EEEEWWWWW!
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