I want to be around when the updraft from the fan catches a strand of hair and gets it all twined around the blades, ripping it out or perhaps causing the motor to overhead, torching the whole works off.
Unfortunately it's all just fake hair and the worse case scenario is the whole thing just falls off. Not to mention the fact that it's all plastered down so much it wouldn't move if you took a chisel to it.
Quzah.