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Instead of "You might as well face it, you're addicted to love", we would sing "You might as well face it, what your dick did to love".
And to 'King of Pain' by The Police:
There's a little black spot on the bathroom floor,
Same ole spot that was there before.
And to the tune of 'If your happy and you know it clap your hands', the classic:
Got a skeeter on my peter, knock it off
Got a skeeter on my peter, knock it off
Got a dozen on my cousin, can'tcha hear the bastards buzzin'
Got a skeeter on my peter, knock it off
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