So, Tiger and Phil did the ppv golf match, which did not entertain, as I understand it. Anyway, Phil topped Tiger and when it was all over Phil took away a cool $9,000,000.
At Jordan Spieth's wedding, country singer Jake Owen stepped in Phil's ass over the $30 it cost him to watch "the shittiest golf ever"..."you couldn't even make three birdies between the two of you?". He asked Phil to pay him back the $29.99, and apologize for the shitty golf.
Phil pulls a wad of hundies out of his pocket, peels one off, and says:
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“‘I won 90,000 of these yesterday,’”... “‘Take a hundred and go fuck yourself.’”
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That's my new sports hero, right there.
