the only 'diet' worth pursuing...
(cheese) burgers (with double the meat, the cheese, the everything)
(gutbuster) pizza (pepperoni, pepperoni, and more pepperoni)
(extremely) rare steak (with lots and lots of fat to chew on)
(hot, black) coffee (by the gallon)
(many, many, many) cigarettes
Anything, everything, else is distraction.
EAT! EAT! EAT!
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!
SMOKE! SMOKE! SMOKE!
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