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Old 08-19-2008, 11:04 AM   #7
Shawnee123
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
 
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Since we have more acronyms than the military, here goes:

Fill out your FAFSA to get your EFC which will determine your eligiblity for FSA and OIG or OCOG and FSEOG. If you fail miserably you may get caught up in a SAP calculation or if you cease to attend all your classes you will go into R2T4 calculations. Better to persevere and get your AAB, AAS, AB, AS or perhaps even enter the POA. You could go for your BA or BS...then maybe an MBA. I'll have to consult the AVG to determine correct reporting on your ISIR of your IRS numbers, including EIC. Don't forget to report SS and TANF. You might be eligible for STEMM funding through the COF initiative. You could also qualify for ACG or SMART funding if you completed a RHSP. Please answer if you have a HS diploma or GED or we have to check your COMPASS scores for ATB. And so on and so on...

Yeah, WTF?

edit: I used to work for defense contractors, too, Pie! Acronyms out the wazoo, but I was still shocked at the all the acros we use on a daily basis.
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