Caught a ledge on a sidewalk and stumbled while carrying a pan of roast pork to a party. While my knee took the weight of the fall, my head impacted the edge of a concrete stair.
First trip to the ER! 4 internal, 13 external stitches. Visual disturbance like a migraine aura, but no scans needed. I'm telling the office I broke up a bar fight.
The pork survived unscathed. If the Cuban food is good enough, I'll take a bullet to save it.