This is the translation of that instruction:
1. In event of fire, quickly down your bottle of Vodka
2. Wait 20 minutes for alcohol to be absorbed in order to reach the required
National Blood Alcohol Standard of .2 -.5
3. Proceed to use extinguisher. If unable to do so due to intoxication,
urination is acceptable alternative. Aim stream in sweeping motion and
stagger away from fire
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