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A shopfitter and his apprentice are putting the finishing touches to a new shop.
Pleased with their progress they stop for a break. As the sun is shining the older fitter suggests they sit in the shop window for their tea. But he warns, "I bet some thicko stops by and asks what we're selling."
Sure enough, as they sit and sip, a Yorkshireman ambles up and asks what the shop sells.
With a sidelong look at his apprentice, the experienced shopfitter says, "Thickos."
"Eeee," says the Yorkshiremen, "you'll do well here. Look, only just opened and you're already down to your last two!"
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